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“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearwordfrom Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“The MFDP delegates rejected the compromise.”

“Look,” the woman said, interrupting me, “I just want to know where the bathrooms are.”

“Wind Rattled the filthy windows.”
I’m gonna assume I’m forever alone this year…
“Indeed!”

“That hair was white now, and his body bore the scars of many battles… but his strength remained, and he kept his long axe sharp, as the bearded priests had taught him”
Oh…
“he kept his long axe sharp” I must say I kinda like this…

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